But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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