whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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