Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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