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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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