Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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