Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Your penis caused this!
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