I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Dick very happy bro
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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