if only i could text you this smell
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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