Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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