We're facebook friends in real life
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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