I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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