Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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