Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
