This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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