Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I could fuck to npr.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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