We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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