Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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