Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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