Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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