glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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