do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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