But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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