all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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