Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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