shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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