Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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