Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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