belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I forgot how hot balto sounded
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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