Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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