Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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