Midget sex pt 2 tonight
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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