So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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