I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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