You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This is classic penis vs brain.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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