youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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