So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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