Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Randomize
