Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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