he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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