You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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