I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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