Dual....:-)
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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