Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
