just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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