Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
