he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize