He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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