Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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