Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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