I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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