I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
