your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
MIDGETS
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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