id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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