Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just gargled with NyQuil
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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