How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I stole a fireplace last night.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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