Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
