i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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