So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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